In Australia, a blind man and his lady friend were refused entry to a Thai restaurant.
When the woman mentioned their accompanying “guide dog,” the staff thought she said “gay dog.” And gay dogs will not — no sir, CAN not — be served at this fine establishment. Tarnishes the reputation, see. [...]

This just came to my inbox:

Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew [...]

I was just hangin’ out on the ol’ Internet when I stumbled upon an the “Pup to Go.” I thought, “Is that a new fast food?”
“I’ll take one pup to go, an order of fries, and a large Coke.” Hey, with the dawn of the double down, nothing surprises me any [...]

… And that means it’s time to hit the PARKS!
We live in a big, stinky, crowded, expensive city made of concrete. It’s no surprise that when the weather’s fine, we flock to the nearest green space, out of skyscraper shadows and offices that would deem indoor frisbee tossing “unprofessional” instead of “totally awesome.” [...]