He’s the World’s Tallest Dog, a Great Dane clocking in at 245 pounds and 7 feet 3 inches ohmigosh when standing on his back legs. They should rent him out for toddlers to ride around a small dirt circle.

Giant George is 4 years old. He eats 110 pounds of food every week. He sleeps in his own king-sized-freaking-bed. Can I have his life?

Great Danes are such beautiful dogs. I’ve always loved the big breeds, but compared to the Irish Wolfhound (the other redonkulously large breed), Great Danes totally win. Look at George up there. Don’t you just want to curl up on a very small portion of a very large sofa with George and watch some TV? That’s the kind of dog you want to hang out with. Irish Wolfhound? Looks like it hunts for human flesh every full moon.